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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 5:05 pm

Your mom is so fat, aliens accidentally invaded her instead of earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 5:38 pm

Your muma's so fat, she needs two watches on each hand, because she's so fat she covers two timezones!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 5:56 pm

Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 6:08 pm

Yo mamma is so stupid that she posted this in general.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 6:25 pm

Your mum is so fat, she has more pounds then a bank! Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl

(english to get this realy ;p)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 07, 2009 9:11 pm

Sorry but i gotta say this. Your moms so desperate she dated paul. OWNED.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyTue Dec 08, 2009 4:58 am

hmmm ...

Your mum is so dumb she rang me up and asked for my phone number.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyTue Dec 08, 2009 5:18 am

your momma is so fat.
when she bends over she gets arrested for sellin crack
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyTue Dec 08, 2009 5:21 am

Legit wrote:
your momma is so fat.
when she bends over she gets arrested for sellin crack

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !

Your mum is so dumb, when a robber stole the TV she ran after him to give him the remote.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyFri Dec 11, 2009 3:08 pm

yo momma so fat a picture of her on the walll fell down
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yo momma so fat, police have found 100 corpses in her.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyFri Dec 11, 2009 9:13 pm

Your mum is so fat that she had to be baptized at seaworld WoW
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptySat Dec 12, 2009 10:15 pm

yo momma's so fat she went into in and out and didnt come out (its a us fast food)
if you dont know what in and out is.
you mommas so fast she jumped up in the air and god stuck!
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your mom is such a whore, everyone has herpes now
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptySun Dec 13, 2009 5:41 am

Your mums so fat she took one step and caused an earthquake.
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Yo mama like a freezer everyone put their meat in her.
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Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 14, 2009 4:46 am

Your mum is so fat people get exercise from running around her
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyWed Dec 16, 2009 10:03 pm

Yo mama so poor i came over for dinner i saw 3 beans i took one of the table and she said don't be greedy.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyThu Dec 17, 2009 12:04 am

to mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick people fingers.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyThu Dec 17, 2009 5:02 am

Your mum is so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyThu Dec 17, 2009 1:02 pm

zo wrote:
to mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick people fingers.

Bahahahahhahahaha... not funny.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyThu Dec 17, 2009 6:32 pm

Your mum is so ugly when god said let there be light the sun broke into pieces.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyWed Dec 30, 2009 9:14 pm

yo mamma is so big shes on both sides of the family >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ - Page 2 EmptyThu Dec 31, 2009 12:10 am

Your momma is so fat, when shes on her month she can't use tampons... shes gotta use matresses.
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