Jokes of anykind

post jokes of any kind i didnt see the topic so i created it.

ill go first
What do a pile of bricks and a fat white girl have in common?
Theres a 90% chance they are going to be layed by a mexican xD

Whats the difference between a ranga and a brick ?

A brick gets laid but the ranga doesnt

Pk zerker, I don't get it?

What do you called a black person on a bike?
A thief.

sorry i didnt say it right

this is an aussie joke that i like.

There were 4 dudes around a campfire from australia, china , England and america and they all had to say their favorite thing about thier country.

the chinese man said the great wall of china.

the america man said the american flag.

the british man said the grass

and the australian man said the kangaroo.

the chinese , british and american men asked why the kangaroo ?

the australian man replied,

well the kangaroo jumps on the british grass

it jumps over the great wall of china

and it wipes its ass on the american flag

Thank you for your time

I heard this one from my friend:What do you call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag?

Kit Kat.

THIS MAY HURT SOME FEELINGS:

A black guy was driving in the freeway, he got into an accident what caused it?

He stuck his head out the window and his lips hit him in the face.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Legit i dont get it :S

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ON TOPIC.

This is a joke me and my mates made up

There were 3 people on a plane, a chinese man, an australian man and an iraqy man.

They were on the plane but the pilot said it was too full.

So they had to throw out their most valuble thing.

The Chinese man threw out a bowl of rice, the australian man threw out a snake and the iraqy man threw out a bomb.

When the plane landed, the 3 men got out and went on a walk.

On the way, the chinese man saw a boy crying and the chinese man asked, " why are you crying ? " and the boy replied, " A bowl of rice hit me on the head.

Then the Australian man saw a man crying and he asked, " why are you crying ?" and the man replied, " a snake just bit me on the head. "

Lastl the Iraqy man saw a boy laughing and he asked, " why are you laughing ? " and the boy replied, " Well, when i farted, the house behind me blew up ! "

I dont know if you find this funny or not but thank you for your time

Lol that's funny, What do you call a blonde in a freezer: frosted flakes. "Vaughn" -fallon- , what do you call a black person pushing a car? Grand theft auto hehe

Hey, bitch, I'm a brunette.

whats the most racist garden tool? a sprinkler if you listen close you can hear it say "spic spic spic nigga nigga nigga" think im lieing go ahead and listen to one!