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PostSubject: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Nov 27, 2009 9:21 pm

Title says it, someone posts a yo mama joke (can be made by yourself or gotten online) and the next one has to be funnier. You can also post feedback on other jokes. Let's see how this works out Smile

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Nov 27, 2009 9:24 pm

Yo Moma is so ugly Jabba the hut says "dayum!". -From the star wars robot chicken episode, fans of the show find it hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Nov 27, 2009 10:08 pm

Yo mamma teeth are so yellow, I cantz believe they ent butter! D3e3e3e3e3e3e3pnesssss blud!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Nov 27, 2009 10:15 pm

Your momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl...
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 12:03 am

Your Mumma is so fat not even dora can explore her
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 1:23 am

your mama is so fat, it takes 2 busses and 2 trains just to get to her good side

your mama is so fat, she has to wake up in SECTIONS!!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 7:40 am

Your mum is so stupid when she got locked in beds are us she slept on the floor
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 8:54 am

Pk Zerker wrote:
Your mum is so stupid when she got locked in beds are us she slept on the floor

Yo mamma is so stupid, she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! De3e3e3e3e3e3e3e3eee3e3e3e333e3e3e3ep!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 9:06 am

Jigsaw Is Bk wrote:
Pk Zerker wrote:
Your mum is so stupid when she got locked in beds are us she slept on the floor

Yo mamma is so stupid, she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! De3e3e3e3e3e3e3e3eee3e3e3e333e3e3e3ep!


Your mums so fat that when she went out in the street wearing yellow,
she wondered why everyone was calling out TAXI !
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 9:53 am

Lol,

Your mum is so stupid she dialed 999 on the microwave when the house was on fire.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 9:58 am

Your mum is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 1:34 pm

Yo mama is like misquito you gotta slap her to make her stop suckin

Yo mama so old she got moses on her top friends on myspace

Yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Nov 28, 2009 1:37 pm

Your moma is like a brick, shes flat and gets laid by Mexicans.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySun Nov 29, 2009 3:40 am

Lol,

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to but M AND M's in alphabetical order :S
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Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to the gap, she filled it up.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyTue Dec 01, 2009 10:50 pm

Your mama is so short, she committed suicide jumping of a sidewalk curb.

Your mama is so ugly, she had to go out for Halloween to enjoy a day a year.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyWed Dec 02, 2009 4:42 pm

Your mum is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyWed Dec 02, 2009 10:34 pm

Your mosm so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyWed Dec 02, 2009 10:39 pm

Your mom's vagina is so hairy when your little brother was born he died of rugburn.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyWed Dec 02, 2009 11:58 pm

your moms so ugly she made an onion cry
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyThu Dec 03, 2009 4:21 am

When your mum went into an ugly contest they wouldnt let her in cuz they said 'NO PROFESSIONALS ALLOWED'
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Dec 04, 2009 6:52 pm

Your mom is so fat, when she walked towards a crowded elevator, it closed it's doors by itself.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptyFri Dec 04, 2009 10:46 pm

Your Mums so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Dec 05, 2009 12:19 am

Your mom is so fat, she was pregnant with you and didn't know it until she took a shower and you just fell out.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes ^.^   Yo Mama Jokes ^.^ EmptySat Dec 05, 2009 12:54 am

Your Mum is so dumb she brought a free sample
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