12 Days of xxx-mas

I doubt this is aloud but it's still funny as hell.

On the _ day of Christmas the police caught me with:

Twelve: Christmas Orgies
Eleven: Donkey Shows
Ten - ticles
Nine: inch dicks
Eight: tits a flappin
Seven: used condoms
A six: teen year old
Five: dollar whores
4 - chan porn
Three: Nipple Rings
2: Butt plugs
And one: crazy wife bitching at me

Merry xxx-mas.

Lawl, someone has been naughty.

rofl nice song dude

how long did u think of that for lol?

Via party in science class, this is what we did the entire time. The teacher gave us the 4-Chan Porn one.

lol!