Personally, I don't like role-play in general. Maybe that's just me, but this sucking-up-to-mods shit got annoying in Helix and content-wise, I doubt it's really appropriate here. Outside of that point, I'm an English Major and the grammar and punctuation mistakes irk me. The structure is minimal and modifiers are repetitive. I'm just not a fan.
Positives:
Thanks for keeping it in Unrelated!
I doubt I'll come here and read these again.
